No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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