think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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