Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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