Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
jump out the window naked night went bad
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