The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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