And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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