Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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