ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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