i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
