Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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