Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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