We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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