Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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