As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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