How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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