Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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