is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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