i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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