Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(480): View more from Arizona

gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3

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(718): View more from New York

If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

video games are the ultimate cock blocker

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(760): View more from California

Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone

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(518): View more from New York

He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time

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(209): View more from California

i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry

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