thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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