Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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