I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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