Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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