She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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