Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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