i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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