This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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