i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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