Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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