do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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