Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize
