Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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