lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize