Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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