3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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