Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Randomize
