Your tits are I can't wait for
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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