She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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