I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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