Just mADE A PArabola og urine
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
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