Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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