I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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