he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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