After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
