Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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