summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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