i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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