Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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