youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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