I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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