On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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