Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
