He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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