i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Randomize
