I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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