When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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