Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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